So it's kind of on the old side but there's some truth in there. I've had this clipped out for over a decade now. I suppose it's kind of funny that I was reading things like Erma Bombeck as a kid or teenager but I always read the newspaper (maybe that's strange too!) and her column was there.
We've recently started an "inspiration station" at work. It's a bulletin board dedicated to inspiring things. So I rescued this clipping from the side of my fridge and made a fresh photocopy. Enjoy!